i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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