i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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