so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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