wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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