Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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