the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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