i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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