butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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