What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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