arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize