This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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