we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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