It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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