question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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