As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
