I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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