I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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