I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Randomize