i barfeds in our rink
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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