before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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