My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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