your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
