Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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