If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You need a sexual gate keeper
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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