Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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