i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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