did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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