Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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