at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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