i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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