I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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