at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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