if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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