Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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