fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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