God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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