Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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