hotel room ftw
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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