you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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