sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize
