If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
This is my gift to your gina
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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