This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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