That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
