Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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