Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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