he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
