Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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