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(518): View more from New York

you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly

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(585): View more from New York

with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible

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(678): View more from Georgia

Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!

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(530): View more from California

My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans

(530): View more from California

You've been usurped as King of the Gays

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(773): View more from Illinois

Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.

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(720): View more from Colorado

At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party

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