i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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