I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he thought i was a dude.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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