is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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