he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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