I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
