My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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