ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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