the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
