i think i have two assholes
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
There are leaves in my underwear?
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