i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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