I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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