I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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