Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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